I have declared today and tommorow Christmas without presesnts because other wise people show no good will and SPIRIT to each other... SO CHRISTMAS IT SHALL REMAIN!!
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Chad.. put down the windex for a minute.. alright.. now take a deep breath.... and go and look on your calender.. alright.. now flip from December back to September.. goood...
Santa is evil!
I like your Christmas because Santa is a bad man who enslaves verticaly challenged elves. Plus...With your Christmas I don't have to beat the shopping rush.
GO TRTL CHRISTMAS!
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